I am not proud of some of the things I have done for onions.


It’s 2014 and no onion flavored toothpaste. Get yourself together science.

(via our-divine-ogrelord)

leroy-isaiah-patterson asked:
Exactly how deep is your devotion to Shrek?

Deeper than my duodenum laddeh

You’re damn right laddeh

(Source: lordure, via our-divine-ogrelord)

purpleplow asked:
Is it ogre now?


sparr0ws-and-cr0sses asked:
You better Shrek yourself, before you wreck yo self!

You have the nerve to suggest I don’t shrek myself every night before I go to sleep? Get the fuck out of my swamp you drek farquaad scum.

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